his red ale is brewed with only the finest water from the canals of Mars. After landing on the surface of the Red Planet, we made our way north toward the canals in an effort to beat Curiosity to the site.
Despite all the training for his half marathons, Austin had quite a bit of trouble keeping up with our pace.
We were forced to fireman carry him for a few miles after he almost collapsed twice. We were very grateful for the lesser gravity on Mars, and we'll leave it at that. We won the race by a narrow margin and promptly placed a Six Brothers Brewery Flag on the site. We have since set up a direct pipeline from the Martian Canals to our brewery here on Earth.